Are you one of the 122?
There are 10 million people in LA County and I'm only compatible with 122 of them.
I am looking for a boyfriend. I tried online dating - but it's such a hit-or-miss game. Then my roommate sent me an email showing me just how dire the situation truly is. He used the latest census information to illustrate how out of the entire population of Los Angeles County (about 10 million), I'm only compatible with 122 men.
So the search for The 122 begins.
Here's how the math breaks down:
So the search for The 122 begins.
Here's how the math breaks down:
Population of Los Angeles County - 9,848,011
Compatible Guys - 122
Are you one of the 122?
Send me a message in the "Contact Steve" page and let's set up a date!
The Criteria explained:
Male - sorry ladies.
Homosexual - Meeting this requirement will make it easier and far less awkward for both of us.
Six Foot or Taller - I'm sorry, but I'm a heightist. (I am 5'11" if you're wondering.)
Aged 25-44 - This one is open to negotiation. Please just be able to legally consume an alcoholic beverage and/or don't require me to sign you out of Shady Lanes Assisted Living.
College Degree - This one is also open to negotiation. I think my roommate just included it to eliminate another 65% of the population.
Nonsmoker - Slightly open to negotiation. If you smoke socially or you're trying to quit, don't let it stop you from contacting me.
Compatible Partner - I am looking for a guy who wants to be the "guy" in the relationship. This doesn't mean I demand flowers just because it's a Tuesday and I won't freak out if you don't remember our three month "anniversary" - because I'm still a guy too - but I need someone who enjoys the more traditional male role (... if traditional can be used in this context at all).
Mutual Attractiveness - If you look like Ryan Reynolds, we'll get along swimmingly. - Ok, in all seriousness - I'm not attracted to one specific type of person. I can't say "dark hair, green eyes, etc." because I've never really been picky about that stuff. So if you fit the other criteria - let's meet up.
Mutual Personality - This doesn't mean we have similar personalities - it just means we get along and/or have common interests, etc. I go into more detail in the "About Steve" page.
Single - If you're currently dating someone, I wish you the best. Let me know if your status changes.
Doesn't Own A Cat - I'm sorry, but I'm deathly allergic. I've tried to negotiate on this one before - but I seriously can't. You owning a cat means I can't come over to your place - ever - or cuddle on your shoulder - ever. I have respect for both you and your cute little pet, but if you own a cat, you're not in The 122. (This also includes hairless cats. I know from experience.)
Homosexual - Meeting this requirement will make it easier and far less awkward for both of us.
Six Foot or Taller - I'm sorry, but I'm a heightist. (I am 5'11" if you're wondering.)
Aged 25-44 - This one is open to negotiation. Please just be able to legally consume an alcoholic beverage and/or don't require me to sign you out of Shady Lanes Assisted Living.
College Degree - This one is also open to negotiation. I think my roommate just included it to eliminate another 65% of the population.
Nonsmoker - Slightly open to negotiation. If you smoke socially or you're trying to quit, don't let it stop you from contacting me.
Compatible Partner - I am looking for a guy who wants to be the "guy" in the relationship. This doesn't mean I demand flowers just because it's a Tuesday and I won't freak out if you don't remember our three month "anniversary" - because I'm still a guy too - but I need someone who enjoys the more traditional male role (... if traditional can be used in this context at all).
Mutual Attractiveness - If you look like Ryan Reynolds, we'll get along swimmingly. - Ok, in all seriousness - I'm not attracted to one specific type of person. I can't say "dark hair, green eyes, etc." because I've never really been picky about that stuff. So if you fit the other criteria - let's meet up.
Mutual Personality - This doesn't mean we have similar personalities - it just means we get along and/or have common interests, etc. I go into more detail in the "About Steve" page.
Single - If you're currently dating someone, I wish you the best. Let me know if your status changes.
Doesn't Own A Cat - I'm sorry, but I'm deathly allergic. I've tried to negotiate on this one before - but I seriously can't. You owning a cat means I can't come over to your place - ever - or cuddle on your shoulder - ever. I have respect for both you and your cute little pet, but if you own a cat, you're not in The 122. (This also includes hairless cats. I know from experience.)
