Well, it appears that once again I have not made my intentions clear when contacting a company for event information.

I would like to plan a wine tasting event that would utilize Girl Scout cookies as  a pairing feature. But instead of saying just that - I contacted the wine company and rambled on and on about how great both their wine and Girl Scout cookies were - and wouldn't it be great to merge the two and it would be great a promotional opportunity for both their wine company and for Girl Scouts. That's just as clear as mud, right?

So they company responded and thanked me for my inquiry but said that they were unable to accommodate my request because of federal regulations that prohibit serving alcohol to minors.

They thought I wanted to get a bunch of Girl Scouts drunk and steal their cookies!!!

I responded today to clear up the confusion and suggested a phone conversation. We'll see how far I get. 

My job might not be the most exciting - but I definitely work with some really awesome people.

Today was "Ugly Holiday Sweater Day" in preparation for the holiday party tonight - and my coworkers helped me make this masterpiece: 

Isn't it fantastic!?!

(And yes, those are mini disco balls hanging from it - in assorted colors. You're welcome.)  

Yes. I stood up with Ben Cohen...

...AND IT WAS AMAZING!!!

First - I didn't know what would happen - would we get close enough to get a good shot? 

And then he came in and sat RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!

And then he spoke about his foundation (The Stand Up Foundation) and his past as a rugby superstar.

And then took questions from the audience.

And then pictures!

I had demon eyes in the picture I took with him - but here is a picture of Ben with Liam.

And then I took a picture with Jill because I think she's great. 

And then we were IN THE ELEVATOR WITH THEM! 

And as we walked out of the building - I asked for one more picture - because 1) I'm desperate and 2) I knew I had demon eyes in the first one.

But it was SOOO worth it!

The ride went really well.

Here's two pics to prove that I went. 

So that's me, Andy, Kelly, and Even. And look at how foggy (and cold and wet) it was! (Pity me!) 

And then Even wanted a picture of just the two of us - but when I crouched down to take it next to him, he just took it at this angle so I still look goofy. 

... or maybe I just look goofy in general. 

Regardless, it was a lot of fun - and they gave away a bunch of prizes (I didn't win any... but whatever). We ended in the parking lot of Cynergy Cycles in Santa Monica - and they had some sales, etc. 

Then I came home and took a nap, because I'm lazy like that - and now I'm on my way to hang out with Liam in West Hollywood for a margarita and a healthy dose of gossip.

So far, a great weekend. 

The show last night was awesome. It went so well. I'm so happy.

I really can't believe it's been ten years since I came out of the closet. 

I think there are some videos floating around of the event - and I will see if I can get them up here. But for now, here's  a picture of me singing. 

Last night we had a rehearsal for the Gay Day Cabaret - I know, this blog is getting boring with this damn cabaret - but it's seriously all I can think about right now (don't tell anyone at work). 

Anyway, the rehearsal went well - there are some spots that need a bit of attention - and there are some spots that are really great. I think all/in/all the show is going to be a good time. (Is that even how you type all-in-all?)

People are coming to have fun and hear some singing - they're not expecting a Tony award winning performance - and it's for charity - they're also coming for charity. So it will be fine. The audience will not be disappointed. 

I can't breathe at times when I think about how it's just a little over 48 hours away. 

I'm already shaking. I can't sleep. 

I AM SO NERVOUS!

Gay Day Ten is going to be great. But I just want to make sure that people have a good time. And part of that is making sure we have a good show - which I know we do... but it's still nerve-racking. 

Are my jokes funny? Am I on pitch with that high note? Do I know the words? Should I sway and snap? 

But in the end, the night is about having a good time (everyone having a good time) and hanging out. The actual cabaret will only be for about 50(ish) minutes - the rest of the night is just for fun.

Please God, let it be fun. 

Alright, you've seen me post a lot about Gay Day (coming up this Saturday, be there). And the truth is, it's a big deal to me. I know it's a holiday I made up - and I'm unsure if other people actually celebrate the day that they came out of the closet - but I do. And I really like it. I don't really get excited for my birthday - but I get really excited for this.

And this year with it being the 10th Anniversary - I wanted to do something bigger than I have done for Gay Days past. So I have been planning this cabaret show with some friends for a few months now - and I'm extremely excited about it.


So this next sentence is really hard to type. 

I think I'm getting SICK!

I have a scratchy throat - I did nothing but sleep yesterday - I think my glands are swollen (dirty, the ones in my neck!) - and I just feel tired. (of course, it's Monday morning - so that could have something to do with it too). But I seriously (honestly and truly)  CANNOT be sick. I can't. I won't let it happen. 

So I'm not. 

So there. 

I thought this was truly awesome - in case you missed it: