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Of Course This Happened

6/6/2011

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I had rehearsal tonight for the Gay Men's Chorus of Los Angeles - as well as auditions for solos (which went well, by the way - but I still don't know if I got one or not). Regardless, I have to leave right from work without much time to grab food beforehand - so I usually just eat a granola bar in the car on the way. Not a big deal, right?

WRONG.

As I was climbing BACK into my car tonight after rehearsal was over - I noticed something on my seat, so I went to brush it off - and it didn't move. It was slightly smeared on the seat - and then it hit me - a chocolate chip must have fallen from the granola bar (because you know my fat ass isn't getting the good granola bars, I'm getting the fatty ones that have chocolate and peanut butter) and underneath me as I was driving. 

WHICH COULD ONLY MEAN ONE THING.

If it had gotten on my seat - there's an OUTSTANDINGLY GOOD chance that it had also gotten on my pants. And I just spent over three hours in a room with 200 other guys. And I probably have chocolate all over my backside. 

That's when the little voice inside my head tried to reason with me. "Oh, come on Steve - it clearly didn't get on your pants. Someone would have said something - even just a snarky comment - something." - and then the voice found logic and said  "Unless they were making the snarky comments BEHIND YOUR BACK - WHERE THE CHOCOLATE IS!!!"

So I rushed home - hoping against hope that somehow the chocolate had only melted/smeared on my car seat and had magically left my pants unstained.

Boy, was I wrong.

Not Shit.

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Anyway, thanks Granola Bars for keeping me good and single (and fat). 

Sincerely,
Steve
1 Comment
Jason
6/18/2011 10:04:17 am

Haha, that same thing happened to me, but it was in my office chair. Was the granola bar the full octane Quaker ones? Hope not those low sugar imposters. I get the chocolate chip ones and I put some peanut butter on them, YUM! In my car, I unknowingly dropped part of a BK onion ring that left a grease spot on the back of my pants. I could not figure out where it came from until I was getting in my car later that day and saw the crunchy remains of the o-ring and the greasy smear on the black leather. Eureka! Btw, I used some Gojo to get the grease out of the pants. Works great on mayo stains on pants too ;-)

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