Some (Self) Portraits

Alright, bear with me here - I'm still trying to find the perfect "Oh that picture, no I didn't take it myself." angle - and so far I'm failing.

Not that taking pictures of yourself is horrible or anything - but I don't want every picture on this website to be a self-portrait. I'd like to be able to look at a few of the pictures on here and say something like: 

No, I just like being artistically off-center and leaning towards the lens. 

  

No, I was helping an elderly neighbor down a non-existant flight of stairs in my apartment and she just happened to have a camera and just happened to take my picture - totally unexpected.

But, I won't resort to taking a picture in the mirror of my bathroom...

Or will I...?

And - is it just me or does this shirt color totally match my eye color? 

Holding my shirt over a majority of my face is my "go to" pose when that elderly neighbor is around with her camera. Goddammit, Marcella - no more photos!

I was actually going to list a few more examples (six other examples, to be exact) - but this post is narcissistic enough. Those will have to wait for another day.