Does this look like me? Or does it look like someone in the Passport Division was upset about a possible government shutdown and took their angst out on my photo?
This is what I actually look like.
Not THIS:
Could I have shaved before taking the picture? Sure
Should I have styled my hair? Absolutely
But COME ON! Look how puffy my chin/cheeks/face look! My nose isn't that big right? And is one eye dilated more than the other?
Alright, you want something more patriotic, Passport Division? How about this:
Whatever. I'm over it. It's just my passport right? It's not like I'm stuck with it FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS....
ugh.
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